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| Art would like to buy the world a pizza, if he could only
figure out that 30 minute delivery thing. Here, in full philanthropic fettle, he feeds a
hot and tasty pie to the hungry masses. |
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| After a brief and, sadly, unsuccessful stint as Brian
Jones' swimming instructor, Tom took to writing great careening songs, that, if he wills
it, could change society as we know it. Does he will it? We'll see... |
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| "Steve is the best drummer who ever lived," says
John Amore. "Really!" While nobody seriously disputes John's
impassioned endorsement, few people know (and still fewer actually believe) that Steve is
in fact a space alien who has lived among us for over 4000 years! |
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| Long regarded as "the quiet Mutant," Pasa is in
fact the inspiration for the bottomless dancer in "Cafe Au Lait." Pasa also
likes food. He wants his dinner. He wants it now. |
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| In order to participate in The Mutants' 1997 tour, John
took a summer leave from the Vatican, where he acts as Special Advisor to His Holiness on
Clemma and Clemma-related matters. John thinks about God. He also thinks about Aquaman. |
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| Stoney fills in on guitar, bass and vocals, but gets paid
less than anyone else. What else can we say about him? We're still thinking. If YOU think
of something, click here. |
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